Silent (Anti-Zombie) Pocket Key Organizer Keychain/Clip
This unsuspecting key organizer can save you approximately 280 hours per year in key fumbling (no kidding).
Key fumbling is the leading contributing cause of over 300 consumptions by zombies every year. Imagine not having to be eaten by a zombie because you so easily had your house key at the ready. Think about it. Do you want to save yourself and those you love from zombies? This is on you. just sayin'.